Saturday, September 28, 2013

Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes



Girl with the sex ray eyes
This is an example of a good movie of this type. The story is creative, the women are hot and the costumes are outrageous! The only fault I have is some of the sexual scenes are a bit too long. However, this is a very funny movie with good writing and humor. I strongly recommend it for those who enjoy fun, sexy films of the B variety.

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The movie's great came in just in time no scratches of any kind nothing more or less.



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Stitches



An Unapologetically Campy Horror/Comedy That Revels In Its Own Brand Of Lunacy
I am aware that some people might absolutely loathe the horror/comedy hybrid "Stitches" and that's a perfectly reasonable reaction. Is it a great movie? Well, it certainly won't be picking up any Oscars. But as sheer lunacy, I am quite in love with this over-the-top bit of ridiculousness! Filmmaker Conor McMahon displays an ample appreciation for the cheesy splatter-fests of yore. In fact, this seems to be a throw-back to the campy horror films that flooded the video market in the eighties. He takes a supremely silly premise, in this case a murderous clown who has been reanimated from the afterlife, and runs with it. With copious amounts of humorous gore, each retribution killing is staged to be more outlandish than the last. Nothing is real. The effects are comic at best and the mechanics of the deaths are ludicrous (forget logic, anatomy, or basic biology and enjoy), but the movie absolutely revels in its own madness. Some might complain that the film isn't scary enough, but I'll...

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT,
Stitches (Ross Noble) is a child's party clown. It doesn't take long for a group of sugar high rambunctious ten year old kids to kill him in a freak dishwasher accident. From ancient Druid/Egyptian clown ritual we know that a clown's spirit doesn't rest if he doesn't finish the party. Six years later, another birthday is held for Tommy (Tommy Knight) and our clown is back for revenge.

This was a fun film, reminding me of many of the 80's cult classics. The killer has personality. The slasher aspect is done in a diverse and enjoyable fashion. While the killing is going on, the film cuts to another scene that "mirrors" the situation. I love slasher film that have a little "artistic" value.

The special effects were cheap, Troma style by design to exemplify the clown aspect.

Parental Guide; F-bomb, brief sex and nudity (nipple slip). Good Redbox rental.

Stitches works on every Level..
Stitches is a near flawless Slasher /Comedy.An offering from Ireland All I can do is thank them.
Ross Noble as Stitches was joy to watch as was most of the cast, it was a great ensemble.If you like hard core gore and off the wall humor and "did that really just happen" moments you will love this film.
Stitches gets violently killed during a prank at a kids party. The kids were mean bratty and caused his death. Enter 6 years later when the kids that did this are in high school and Stitches rises from the dead to wreak havoc and make it rain blood at the party.What ensues next is one of the most enjoyable, hilarious and goriest slasher/Comedies I have seen in a very long time.The deaths are so fun and creative and the one liners are enough to make you lol,I say do yourself a favor and buy the blu ray or DVD,you will want to watch it again and again..

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Yo Gabba Gabba: Meet My Family



My nephew LOVES Yo Gabba Gabba
I purchased this DVD for my nephew. This is the only thing on TV that catches his attention. I don't get it, but he does which is all that matters.





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Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One - Avengers Assembled (10-Disc Limited Edition Six-Movie Collector's Set) [Blu-ray]



It finally arrives.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase I Boxed set is the big promotional release containing all of the (current) canonical movies leading up to the release of Avengers that was captained by Joss Whedon. These are: Iron Man, Iron Man 2, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger, and Marvel's The Avengers. This series sets up the first half of Whedon's vision for the Marvel cinematic future, with the Thanos (the purple-skinned bad guy that was finally revealed at the end of the Avengers) being the series' primary antagonist in coming features...

For those wondering why you cant pre-order
"In August 2012, luggage company Rimowa GmbH, who developed the briefcase for The Avengers, filed suit against Marvel Studios and Buena Vista Home Entertainment in U.S. federal court, complaining that "Marvel did not obtain any license or authorization from Rimowa to make replica copies of the cases for any purpose". The set has since been delayed."

don't listen to all those 1-star ratings
Can't take the time to respond to all those negative 1-star complaints, especially with all the misinformation down there.

The retail price of this didn't change. Those who pre-ordered early got discounted pricing. Deep discounted pricing. If you weren't able to pre-order early or read the retail listing to determine your purchase date, don't complain through a review.

Amazon and Marvel did not screw us with a delay. Those who ordered before the lawsuit got the blu-ray of Avengers FOR FREE. That was fantastic service on their part. It shows that they weren't interested in ripping money from us. We didn't have to buy Avengers twice while waiting. Thank you!

You're not paying a lot per movie. If you want the movies, go buy them separately. I'm sure there's plenty good sales on them this month. If you want a COLLECTOR'S SET, buy this. Your money is paying for useless, fun, fanboy crap. And for fanboys, it's awesome.

As for the new...

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Meet the Fokkens



Adorable - when life handed them lemons they made lemonade
I loved this movie. These two ladies are so sweet and spunky. Watch it, you'll love it. Not a sob story and they are both amazing painters as well

a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
I was in Amsterdam last June... I would have looked for these two. I loved the film.... I want to chat with them and would buy the art..

Funny and interesting movie.
My Dutch friend and I loved this movie. It is a look in to the lives of two sisters who are doing it for themselves.

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Father's Day (Blu-ray DVD Combo)



Violent and zany film gets good blu-ray release
Ahhh, Father's Day...where to begin? The violence. The butt rape. Revenge. Demons. Strippers with chainsaws. Maple syrup. Tasty berries. A sexy priest. A gay prostitute. Did I mention the stripper with the chainsaw?

Father's Day is a wild, violent, sometimes trippy, sometimes old-school, always fun little flick best viewed at night (the film even opens with a commercial telling you you're watching it late at night, a midnight movie so to speak) and with a group of friends who are ready to laugh.

Boy watches father raped and killed, gets eye cut out, grows up, wants revenge, kills wrong person, goes to prison, 10 years later is let out, seeks peace in the woods. That's only the first 5 minutes! What happens next will please fans of other Troma releases, as well as fans of "Hobo With A Shotgun" and "Planet Terror", two other films that are a little more well-known but equally as good.

The film gets even crazier when our group of heroes go to hell,...

Wow, this movie is nuts.
The guys who made this are clearly insane. Violent, weird, and funny, this is everything you want in 90 minutes of escapism. Highly recommended!!!

Father's Day ???
Yep Father's Day from the twisted minds of Astron 6 & Troma don't think you can get much more twisted than that come a warped flick about a "Father's Day" killer. This group will take you on one wild ride. This set is great comes with movie on Blu-Ray & DVD with DVD loaded with extras and CD Soundtrack of film which is pretty cool.

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20/30/40



Hidden gem.
20:30:40 is a light-hearted, warm comedy starring Sylvia Chang (who also directs), Lee Sinje ("The Eye"-2002, "Divergence"", Re-cycle", "Missing"), Rene Liu ("A World Without Thieves"), Tony Leung Ka Fai ("The Lover", "Double Vision", "The Twins Effect II", "Zhou Yu's Train", "The Myth") and with an appearance by Anthony Wong ("Time And Tide", "Infernal Affairs", "The Twins Effect", "House Of Fury"). If you enjoy films like "Happy Times" and "Eat Drink Man Woman", then you will also enjoy this film. I have the region 3 Hong Kong release distributed by Columbia Pictures. Strangely, this charming and touching film was never released in the United States.





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